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multitext

When you can text and do things at the same time
"God Jamie I can't multitext. Ask me when I'm done!"
by Julu December 3, 2009
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multivice

A device or appliance designed to and capable of providing multiple separate functions.
Multivices will overtake single-function devices in the market place. For example, the smartphone can take pictures, play my music, and browse the internet, while keeping me in touch with my friends. All this in one. I can't wait for the kitchen multivice, an appliance that will shop, store and prepare my food.
by jellified July 22, 2012
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Multizit

A cluster of pimples, most often large, painful and deep and often appearing on sensitive areas of the body such in ear-lobes, in the cleft formed between the nose and the cheek, around the genitals, etc. Such a formation is considered 'Multizitular' and upon rare occasion, when someone has achieved master status in the art of zit-poppage, can achieve a 'Multizitular Explosion' which results in the most violent and forceful ejections of pus and blood that can be achieved with one's fingers alone.
I thought I had spawned a third testicle until I realized I had a multizit growing on my sac. Had to jab the thing with a scalpel to get it to drain completely and now my bathroom looks like someone was murdered in it.
by g8rk0k June 1, 2013
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Multibanesko

A Multibanesko is defined broadly as any boot that can be used as footwear in a football game on a multibane.
Multibanesko. Kondisko. Fodboldstøvler.
by Jimmi Bob Andersen July 31, 2013
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Multitexting

The act of texting while doing another task.
Guy: Hey I am Multitexting so it might take a bit for me to respond.

Girl: No problem bae :)
by elSilenced October 13, 2014
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Multitexting

The act of having 2 completely different conversations with the same person by utilizing more than 1 messaging app. Usually a result of a text left unresponded too, then followed up by a text best sent in a different fashion (a text sent, then later a picture sent on snapchat)
Steve on snapchat: Hey what do you think you got on that test?

*10 minutes later
Steve on a text: Hey do you think fish talk to each other

Jason on snapchat: don't know you?
*Sent just after
Jason on text: bro I never even thought about that

Steve on text: Bro this is some prime multitexting

Both conversations continue but with completely different subjects and never cross over
by ShnoodleNoodle February 9, 2017
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multisizer

A place so far up your asshole you think you’re in another universe.
Shove that lollipop up your multisizer .
by Loreee February 5, 2018
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