Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012

Stunned Muller

Mouth wide open, struggling to find words, clueless

I asked him a simple question and he was a stunned Muller

by ArrestJK June 2, 2020

Peeta Mellark

One of the main characters from "The Hunger Games" , a trilogy written by Suzanne Collins, a genius. Peeta is the 2nd tribute from District 12 to compete in the Hunger Games, a sadistic game made to entertain the people of the Capitol. Peeta is in love with Katniss Everdeen, the main character of the series, and she doesn't deserve him at all. Peeta is sweet, loving, kind-hearted, brave, strong, and sexy. In other words, Peeta Mellark is what every girl wishes a real boy could be.

girl 1: OMG, I loooooove Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games! He is so amazing. <3

girl 2: I know right. Ugh, I wish someone exactly Peeta could exist, the world would be a better place. <3

by HGfreak101 June 8, 2011

Devin Millar

A human being that can do almost anything.

Devin Millar is very unique, almost everything is made by him.

by Justicewithtacosandweed October 27, 2020

felix mallard

is hot

me: felix mallard is hot

by tecccccccccccccccccc April 9, 2021

Mallary

The best friend a person can have. Gorgeous, and any guy would be lucky to have her, IF one is ever good enough. Will take control and will always be there even if there is a distance. Loves words and is a terrible grammar nazi and will correct you in a heart beat. Generally likes anime and books.

Girl1:"That girl is such a Mallary"
Girl2: "So she's awesome!"

by iiSnarkySharky August 11, 2010

Mullard

Someone who has done something idiotically funny, such as tripping over

Oliver Robinson is a fucking mullard

by Dongle Bongle April 23, 2018