Muffy

Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.

My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.

by Ligma joe mama May 7, 2020

mully grubs

A period of time when one is feeling down and out. Depressed, hopeless, lonely and sad.

I do not feel like going out tonight because I have the mully grubs.

by born2bblonde June 22, 2006

Mulfords

The sludgey, black, disgusting snow that gets trapped in your wheel well, specifically common in miserable climates such as Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois

Charley, go clean the mulfords off my Honda!

We got rid of some mulfords today.

by Princess Diane October 16, 2019

mullygrub

At our house, mullygrubbing always meant feeling sorry for oneself, being in a blue funk, morose...a GrubWort, on the other hand, is a very dirty little kid, usually with sand/ dirt/food, etc. stuck to his face and hands

She had been mullygrubbing all day, complaining and scowling.
The little GrubWort left tracks all over the kitchen floor.

by Vintageof47 September 14, 2007

ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"

buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."

by robyn cason January 24, 2008

Hot_Milfy_Mom

A spry and vivacious milf with a youthfulness belying her years. She who possesses the milfy fluff, from which milfy cream may be churned. A jaded girl, yearning for companionship, hiding behind thick-rimmed glasses and a coy--albeit sexy--smile.

Show feet bb! No armpit, 1000 tokens! Cat on head bb!
Thus spake Hot_Milfy_Mom

by CaptainStupendous November 26, 2011

Milfy Wolf Huntress

The best nick name for Sarah Palin. Ever.
First used on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The Milfy Wolf Huntress can see Russia from her house.

by Toppless09 March 8, 2009