muffering

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

Jewish Muffdiving

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

by charizard May 2, 2006

Muffling

small patches of short, scruffy body hair that grow on random parts of a person's body, espcially the underchin and upper ass

Hey Brian, shave your filthy ass muffling off the side of your face.

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen

Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)

by hyphon March 14, 2004

muffinizer

A muffinizer is anyone who knows how to get down and party. The word originated in Chico from various sophomores in college at parties. If you are a muffinizer, you can dance, drink, and socialize well.

"Lets invite Stuart to our party, he is a really muffinizer"

by chola August 6, 2012

muffinist

A person who is a rascist, but for muffins.

Daphne: Blueberry muffins make me want to throw up!

Everyone Else: You're such a muffinist. Chill.

by Quuentong May 24, 2016

muffilin

Rubbing your pussy on someone like boys teabag

#muffiling

by Dom Fruit February 19, 2018