muffin man

eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.
1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"

"ookaaay then"

2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"

3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"

4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."

5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008
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Muffin Man

the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.
"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek
by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003
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muffin man

the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.
i hate him so much that the next time he falls aslepp im gonna give a him a huge muffin man!
by p.k. todd August 27, 2004
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muffin man

a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
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muffin man

When a man raps his penis around his balls so that it looks like a muffin
Do you know the muffin man? I'd like to take a bite out of his muffin
by Sean Weston January 08, 2003
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A drug dealer, usually dealing in pot
Hey, I'm looking for a Muffin Man, do you know where I can find one?
by Nolan AM January 10, 2008
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o hott sexyy man who every girl wishes she knew nd wishes that he would put his rolling pin into their cupcake=
did the muffin man put his rolling pin into your mary had a little lamb when you guys skipped to my lou my darlin??
by duecepon April 24, 2008
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