Muffin man 

when there is a circle jerk, with all members of the circle jerk jizzing on the muffin, the last person to jizz has to eat the muffin!!!!!

So u and ur wierd friends are in your usual saturday circle jerk group, u all cum on the muffin... the last person to cum has to eat the muffin.. he is the muffin man

Muffin man by Derekss May 16, 2006

Muffin man 

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

Muffin man by Ace December 12, 2004

Muffin Man 

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

Muffin Man by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Muffin Man 

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

Muffin Man by michael April 21, 2003

Muffin Man 

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!

Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man

Muffin Man by PajamaPro January 3, 2018

Muffin Man 

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

Muffin Man by Bglewis November 29, 2019

Muffin man 

I guy with a awesome haircut

I want to have a haircut like the muffin man

Muffin man by Spinksaay November 24, 2020