Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
by RCG210 November 8, 2003
Get the The Muffin Manmug. by MEGAMIGA November 28, 2006
Get the muffin manmug. eats muffin (a lot) and is clumsy when doing so. gets it stuck in teeth regularly and doesn't notice. some find it enticing; most find it rank.
1) "hey you've got some muffin stuck in your teeth!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"
"ookaaay then"
2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"
3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"
4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."
5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
muffin man replies:
"what of it? my gf loves it - as do i!"
"ookaaay then"
2) "ew muffin man teeth - sick"
3) "mmm muffin man teeth - loves it"
4) "mmmm muffin teeth hot like a bitch... that's bitchin' like the teeth that i love. i don't use toothpaste i use muffin man as my deep clean regime..."
5) "hmmm muffin in my teeth... how do you like me now.. BITCH.. I'm the muffin man!"
by howardmoonsexyfoxwink December 23, 2008
Get the muffin manmug. the act of placing ones own ass directly in anothers face, normally while the person recieving is asleep, but it is not necessary.
by p.k. todd August 26, 2004
Get the muffin manmug. by Oglockk April 21, 2009
Get the Muffin manmug. a man who is a man-whore in old terms. the muffin man has all the muffins, aka lady tits. "do you know the muffin man?" he is well known because he is the town whore, or the villiage bicycle.
by ThatOnePersonPostingOnUrbanD May 14, 2011
Get the muffin manmug. by Sean Weston January 8, 2003
Get the muffin manmug.