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MurrTown

Later named Murrieta is located in Southern California's Inland Empire. Everyone who has a drivers license in this town has received a speeding ticket or a stop sign ticket by one of murrtowns douchie cops who hide behind bushes and small children to give tickets to old ladies and small children at the skate park. Most kids in high school are either jocks hoping to go to some college at the beach or out of state or dgaf bromiester scene rats taking everything from prescription pills to bong rips of DMT. More professional motocross riders live here than anywhere in the world, the metal mulisha was originated in Murrtowns neighbor city TeeMec and there are more lifted trucks on every street than an Indian reservation. Tons of hot blonde chicks drive white Scions with Dior shades and if you hit up Old Town on a thursday night you have about 35% better chance of getting laid(though the women may be older than your mom). Tom Cruise is rumored to have a house in Greer Ranch and Pro skater Johnny Layton mastered most of his skills at the MurrPark Located on Cal Oaks. Mad kids are always running around the colony is the capital of golf for old people world wide. Most people in Murrtown complain about being bored allot and having nothing to do when they cant throw a party in there parents house so they post definitions on websites like this one to save themselves from the terrible death of masturbation.
MurrTown blows, lets take a trip to the bay and come back with a sheet of Lucy.

The last time I went to MurrTown I got crabs.

I swear god the next time I'm in MurrTown I'm bustin out my nine and bustin a cap in that pigs ass.
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murtas

A Russian for marihuana, grass, weed. Widely used in Kaliningrad.
-Murtas jest'?
-Got some weed?

-Eh, murtasiku by...
-I'd have a smoke...
by Ilya Shinkarenko January 4, 2009
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Moertl'd

The homosexual act of a man violently brutalizing the anal cavity of another man, and the receiver enjoying every minute.
Nice try Ty, but my team just moertl'd the shit out of your team. Better luck next time guy.
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Murtada

Murtaḍā, lit. 'the One pleasing to God') or Murtaza, also spelled Mortaza or Morteza. (Persian: مرتضى ) is a common Muslim name of Arabic origin.
Murtada king
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Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.
Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit
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Murtada

A cool guy , nice and calm at the same time, everyone loves him and he looks good
Maan i wanna be murtada so bad
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Murther

The feeling of sheer bliss when listening to music while under the influence of marijuana. Many people believe that this term originated from Damian Marley's song "Welcome to Jamrock", but it actually came from the song " World A Reggae" by Ini Kamoze. Damian simply sampled that song in his work. I felt the need to write this definition only because the top definition on urban dictionary stated that the term came from Damian's song.
Out in the streets, they call it murther.
by Xandaaa May 11, 2018
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