When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018
Get the mudpie cream specialmug. The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.
I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
Get the mudpie choke outmug. When a guy fucks a girl, after they recently have taken a shit, the dude fucks the receiver to where their dick is covered in profuse amounts of shit, afterwards the dude fucks the receiving girl in her pussy to where she’s squirts out the cum and shit, afterwards the guy eats her out
by Happyfuntime420 June 7, 2018
Get the Mudpiemug. The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.
Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.
Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
by Stoney69 October 10, 2019
Get the Wizzconsin Mudpiemug. the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
Get the chelsea mudpiemug. by Happytuh October 20, 2017
Get the Cherry mudpiemug. When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.
“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”
by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022
Get the Milwaukee Mudpiemug.