Pp sooooo big just want to snuggle with it it like a stuffed animal woah you stroke it milk comes out oooooh yum it’s long and tasty like an otter pop
by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020
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You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.
You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.
After calling some hussies and lining up a root for the night I busted the Moses twist, got dressed, and went out 2 hit that shit.
by Munga_146 December 2, 2010
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The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.
She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.
by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017
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by random_cool.guy January 4, 2020
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Someone who has an uncanny ability to clear a path through massive amounts of people in any hallway. This person is usually accompanied by any combination of bad attitude, bad odor, or clinical obesity.
Kid 1: Man, you see that guy Ryan over there?
Kid 2: Yeah, i wouldn't want to get in his way, he's a regular hallway moses.
Kid 2: Yeah, i wouldn't want to get in his way, he's a regular hallway moses.
by L Dangereux March 19, 2009
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In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.
As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.
In the vain of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, this obscure pop-culture ejaculation finds its origin in the now notorious NES platformer Bible Adventures. A quirk of the game's mechanics enabled the player, otherwise entrusted with the safe conveyance of the baby Moses across the Nile, to commit a most heinous act of infanticide by tossing the little fellow in the drink. The player would then be admonished at the conclusion of the mission that he or she had "forgotten baby Moses" - no doubt to the delight of the thousands of disgruntled children inclined to such acts of violence by being forced to play Bible Adventures instead of a real video game.
As an expression, its variety in use is exceeded only by its capacity to offend. Generally, however, "Drown Baby Moses" is employed referentially in comparisons with gaffes of a similar nature; in disputes over which video game gaffe is the worst, it is often invoked as a trump card.
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
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