momfriend

It's the girl you're dating, who acts like your mom! So much caring all rolled into one. She'll make sure you get an A on that paper, all while baking you cookies and giving you head.

My momfriend broke up with me last night. I got a C on my research paper.

by yourshitiswack December 6, 2010

momfrand

appreciated friend who takes care of you

someone with bad jokes

cringey but lovable

I get more support from my momfrand Murryn then I get from my actual parents

by chairman meowww June 8, 2017

momfriend

A friend you make with the common bond of both being moms

You know Adrienne, she's a momfriend, I met her at the playground last week.

by emc543 October 17, 2013

Momfriend

A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.

Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.

by Aliases August 18, 2011

Momfoolery

the act of making "your mom" jokes with your friends who do not get offended by it...

There is so much Momfoolery when me and my friends get together.

by CummingsCraigInRobinsWarner February 3, 2010

do dad on the mowmow

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.

"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"

by the evil midget July 22, 2009

MOWMS

Acronym; Meaning "Make Out With Me Sometime".

On a hot guy's present, I left a note saying, "MOWMS ;)".

by chipnasty December 19, 2010