Mouthful of Marcus

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into the mouth of his partner, and then the partner blows the sperm into the rectum of the male.

Guy 1 "I want a creampie from that girl"
Guy 2 "How is that possible?"
Guy 1 "I don't know"
Guy 2 "Wait...I got it"
Guy 1 "That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard...let's name it Mouthful of Marcus"

Mouthful of Marcus by PirateJesus September 23, 2010

monthly mouthful 

sucking a guy off once a month for his oxy script.

Cole went and got his monthly mouthful from Dave to finance his lifestyle.

monthly mouthful by jdc685 June 5, 2015

mouthful 

When you ejaculate in a woman's mouth and it becomes full! Or know whatever which way your scales lean towards!!

Baby talk to me the way you have a mouthful

mouthful by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

mouthfull of spiders 

A descriptive term used to mean something particularly nasty,bad or horrendous.

"G'damn,that was as much fun as a mouthfull of spiders."

"Jesus,I'd rather have a mouthfull of spiders than to kiss her scaggly ass."

mouthfull of spiders by CrowTard March 25, 2006

Mouthful of Cookies 

A feeling that one possesses when so sexually frustrated that they become desperate for sex, and any opportunity for coitus is a go, so much that person may start to creep (even though they normally wouldn't).

First used in Kansas City in 2010 at the Riot Room to describe a woman extremely intoxicated who was creeping on any man who would give her attention. The quote has roots in the first track off of Ryan Adams' album Heartbreaker titled (Argument with David Rawlings Concerning Morrisey)

Ex. 1:

Dude 1 "Dude, did you see Amy last night? She was eyein the room looking for any dude who would let her ride. She ended up pilin' on Squeak!"

The 2nd Dude: "I know man, she had a mouthful of cookies!"

Ex. 2:

Dudette 1: " That guy keeps checkin me out, do you think he's a creep?"

Dudette 2: "He been up downing every girl in this bar! He's got quite the mouthful of cookies."

Mouthful of Cookies by 500 Year Flood July 5, 2010

Mouthful 

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

Mouthful by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful of Pennies

Performing cunnilingus on a female during menstruation.

Yo, homegirl didn't tell me it was a full moon—I got a mouthful of pennies!

Mouthful of Pennies by TheTunaEye March 27, 2013