Mourad

life in the banlieue is harsh. it shaped my lovely mourad. sometimes he won't recognise me on the street and pass me by all drigh (drunk and high). sometimes he will knock on my door and ask for chai. he loves my chai because I spice it up with cardamom and mint leaves. mourad is a fighter. but fighters need rest too like everyone else. when i ask him if he gets enough he turns his head or tells a joke. mourad is my first love. i want mourad to be my last love. lovely mourad.

Mourad:

Mellow
Onyx
UFO
Refined
Ambiguous
Debunking
🖤

by Krkič May 5, 2019

Mourc

n. mourc- a name Matt and Rob call their friend, Marcus. (mœrê•ćk)

Hey Mourc- Matt
What the fuck is a Mourc?- marcus

You- matt

by The Mourc Man September 17, 2020

Mexican Mourning

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).

I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)

by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

mourning period

Following a break up, the mourning period is a phase of time where neither party is sexually active with another person. They also may not go on dates with other people. This allows time for both parties to reflect and recuperate upon their breakup. Normally this period of time is three weeks.

Boy 1: She showed no respect for the mourning period, she was fucking another guy before the week was out.
Boy 2: What a slut

by howmayiserve June 29, 2016

Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

Mourning Ladies

Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"

I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.

by Dr. Theasures August 5, 2012