Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.

After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.

by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

moufer

when you give the mouf to somebody(noun) ; ex: kissing

John: you're such a moufer

Jason: you already know I got the mouf

by LIOOOON April 7, 2016

miff muffered moof

Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,
Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by Gingermaster98 January 23, 2016

Mouffers

Referencing the mouth when a person needs to shut up or be quiet.

Shut your f'ing mouffers!

by Blue84 December 10, 2017

muffercut

When in the course of providing extreme cunnilingual pleasure to a ladyfriend, you cause her to have such an intense orgasm that her muscles spasm and she violently thrusts her pelvis up....into your face.

I was going down on Jackie so good, she came like a banshee and gave me the gnarliest muffercut....we both blacked out.

by dan92672 November 8, 2012

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015

Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020