The legendary act performed during sex with a female. Montypurgo also related to Captain Drill-tastic is where the Montypurgo drills the womans cunt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she passes out or completes a signified 10 orgasms. This move can only be performed by Captain D and is yet to be announced by a non legend.
1) Dude that girl got a Montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a wank, winners fuck the prom queen.
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
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Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."
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"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
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As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"
Use below list to identify:
1) A person that is all about meat
2) May require the meatbeater
3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU
4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle
5) Only drinks Corona
6) Dislikes being a Meatball
7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat
8) Option of Halal Meatball
9) Always reem
10) Lush thick beard and chest hair
11) Best looking in hometown
As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"
Use below list to identify:
1) A person that is all about meat
2) May require the meatbeater
3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU
4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle
5) Only drinks Corona
6) Dislikes being a Meatball
7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat
8) Option of Halal Meatball
9) Always reem
10) Lush thick beard and chest hair
11) Best looking in hometown
1
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack
"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question
2
"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims
"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack
"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question
2
"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims
"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry
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