Mattsy

A nickname given to a girly boy with a belly button ring fetish. He loves his awkward girlfriend but tends to cheat on her with a muffin whore named Vanessa. He can be the cutest and trolliest person in the world. You will just love him.

Mattsy: "I love you. x'"
Abbsy: "And I love you more. c':"

Girl 1: Isn't that Mattsy? Abbsy's boyfriend?!
Girl 2: He's making out with that

muffin.. What the hell.

by Abbsy June 15, 2012

Mittsies

A music maker on YouTube who creates music for games, including toon-like adult games. They have done singles such as Ritual, Praxis (which could be called a remix of Ritual), Alexandrite, and Lustrum.

Guy: "Have you heard Mittsies latest single?"
Girl: "Oh yeah, it was awesome! I love those singles-they give me a lift."

by MegaMilkCosplayer January 10, 2014

mottephobia

a major fear of moths, mainly the really big ones. especially when the come near you and buzz right in your ear.

a fear which i admit i have. mottephobia.

never wanting to be near a giant moth in fear of it flying into your ear.

by the wind is changing September 12, 2005

matts manjunk

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers

I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.

by ronski July 5, 2010

Mittsay

When referring to a certain skill or act which is unusual.

1) M: ‘Damn bro that was Mittsay!’

2)D: ‘Idk bro i’m a little Mittsay about that’

by Blinkii October 4, 2018

Moths In My Asshole

It's the feeling you get when you leave a public restroom that has no toilet paper.

"Geez Bub, I got done pinchin' a loaf and a half. Couldn't find any T.P. and left feeling like there were Moths in my Asshole".
-Trooper Trahan-

by Trooper Trahan July 13, 2021

Shit Moths

The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.

Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”

Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”

Randy: “Shit moths?”

Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”

by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021