moscow barbecue

Taking a big steamy shit.

Man, last night I took a big Moscow Barbecue.

by Dev Daddy November 2, 2017

moscow steamer

When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.

I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.

by Dmanz345 April 21, 2019

moscow disease

When the immune system attacks a little child because the person it inhabits has no life and a small friends list. The infected are generally small children who play Halo 3 and insist on talking into the mic which causes an all around deafness of whoever is in the game. This causes many of the other kids with the disease to yell their high pitch battle cry and forcing many grown adults to cry as their ears bleed.

Symptoms include: being a little kid, having no friends, having a voice that pierces the ear drums, being gay.

Possible cures: dropping a pair, make a fiend, get a girlfriend.
(Side effects: becoming a man, getting laid)

that kid has moscow disease.

by futuramaking12 January 11, 2008

Moscow sprinkler

Booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring Russian prostitutes to pee on your face.

Although quite messy, the urine in a Moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!

by BreathyBooger January 12, 2017

moscow rules

Description of severe consequences for repeating gossip.

"I'll tell you the scoop but this can't ever get out. You know, Moscow Rules: You talk, you die." - Miss Simmons

by stauffenator October 30, 2009

moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy

Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.

by bits of tits October 6, 2016

Moscow Time

The number of sats (satoshi, 1/100.000.000 of a bitcoin) it costs to buy 1 dollar, which will sooner or later reach <1.

- What's the current Moscow Time?
- 1783

by NatoshiSakamoto April 20, 2021