a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"
joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7
by joe levy October 21, 2003
Get the morning glorymug. Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!
I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
by jay-x April 25, 2008
Get the morning glorymug. My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
by bjmaniac July 24, 2010
Get the Morning glorymug. She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
Get the morning glorymug. alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.
the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka
70cl red wkd
70cl blue wkd
70cl smirnoff ice lemon
70cl peach schnapps
4 shots of whiskey
this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka
70cl red wkd
70cl blue wkd
70cl smirnoff ice lemon
70cl peach schnapps
4 shots of whiskey
this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
by Hot Stuff! April 23, 2010
Get the morning glorymug. The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.
I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....
by Shawn B. October 13, 2003
Get the morning glorymug. Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!
Billy: Not morning glory!
Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.
Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren June 15, 2007
Get the morning glorymug.