mofer

the short, cool kids way to say "motherf*cker".

omgggg she hooked up wit my bf what an effin mofer.

by soXcool April 9, 2005

moofer

Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.

1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"

by PastorVor July 12, 2004

moofer

a non-gender-specific term for genitals.

"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."

by bertiem August 11, 2009

Mopera

A soap opera catered to men. WWE Monday Night Raw's testosterone fueled Mopera has better ratings than the NBA!

Anything on Spike TV, UFC, WWE is the prime example of a mopera.

by SDP33 February 23, 2010

pudd mopper

someone who licks pussy.

girl: your a pudd mopper.

boy: i know.

by itsbrookemarie July 17, 2009

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.

(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”

by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021