Definitions by Legendaryshopbesties
Pussy booger
When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around
example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin
Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.
Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.
Pussy booger by Legendaryshopbesties December 9, 2021
Topper Mopper
When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
Topper Mopper by Legendaryshopbesties November 30, 2021