Topper Mopper

When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
by Legendaryshopbesties December 01, 2021
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Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around
example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.
by Legendaryshopbesties December 10, 2021
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