Montezuma's Mouthwashed

When a guy ATM's a girl after she has eaten a bunch of spicy food. Burning her mouth from last nights spicy dinner

Last night i montezuma's mouthwashed that girl from the mexican food resteraunt. She got burned twice!

by durangokickflip June 17, 2011

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008

mootex

Caltex = cal
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex

voila!

Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.

by Flynn Bakalaknabar July 2, 2008

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005

montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

by shirleys January 9, 2007

mootzie

Can be a noun or a verb.

Noun: Something or someone who is cute beyond words! The person seeing this uber-cuteness often makes a high-pitched "PEEEEEE!" or "SQUEEEEE!" sound because he/she/it is just so damn cute!!

Verb: Refers to the act of being cute.

PEEEEEE! There's a mootzie on the fence (referring to a squirrel or some other super-cute animal).

My son, Adam is so mootzie!!

by nerdnik June 28, 2011