moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. The opposite of a twink.

I'm not into the bear scene, I like my men to be moosey.

by eidolon79 March 22, 2009

moosey

A realy big and ugly person.

Lets get out of here all the woman are Moosey.

by Stuart Gregg January 28, 2005

Mooseheadgreen

Faggot that couldnt type if his life depended on it, is most likely "drunk" raping his little sister with the rest of the Ownage Bros.

yuor os sutpid fgt

by Mooseheadgreen's bastard dad December 12, 2003

Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

moosey swoosle

Something unlikable, unasthetically appealing, or irritating.

I am so fat, I am a moosey swoosle.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

Moosey

One who is larger than most, and posesses ink of said animal on right shoulder. He must chew, drink heavily, and have a swollen right ring finger.

Moosey went to the Palace.

by Matthew Graham May 25, 2008

moosehead

a noble man, generally created from the spawning of a short bulky man with little black pubic facial hair and a mutant of a woman that yells loudly at children, that will attack anything within his territory, very sexually turned on by the slightest of hip movements, jockstrap and cup should be worn at all times unless your maples

Yo look at that giant moosehead there, he could rape ten women at the same time.

Holy shit mooser just hit a rocket, with his dick.

dude look at that girl, she must have been with moosehead last night

by big phi phi March 8, 2010