Morman Spider

A male spider that has many females spiders that he has sex with. Can have have a large hairy spider penis that its uses to run for president.

-Man, Mitt Romney is such a Morman Spider!

-Gee Billy you sure have sex with alot of women you are like a Morman Spider

by Soon Soon Soon November 20, 2013

mormania

the great kingdom of the crazy psychic dominating mormons. where the grand wizard rules all with his magic stick which steals 10% of your wages and attempt to forcibly baptise you!

0ahh i just escaped mormania with my wallet intact!

by Andy/Matt September 17, 2004

morman couple

A term used when speaking about 3 or 4 people. It is derived from the combination of morman and couple because a normal couple is 2 but mormans can have more than one wife so it defines the morman amount which is 3 or 4.

Kenny-How many people are comin over your house Dave?
Dave- I'll probably have a morman couple.

by Kenneth Prior October 31, 2007

moonman

1. another name used for the trophy given at the MTV Video Music Awards.

2. astronaut

1. and the moonman for worst female video goes to: Ashlee Simpson (all the videos she had made)!!!

2. Neil Amstrong

by GilLaher January 11, 2006

moonman

mix seamon with a glowstick on a girls face to make her glow

i gave that girl a moonman last week and shes still glowing

by pether August 19, 2007

Mormanz

A gang of black Morman Missionaries that walk around your hood and local Walmart

"Oh no hear come the Mormanz"

by LilCup May 18, 2018

moonman

a freakish looking person with an abnormally large body part.

did you see paul's huge chin? he is such a moonman!

by ashleyyynelson March 20, 2008