pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).
"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"
by Didda Tinkle July 02, 2004
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hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch
Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie
by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017
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moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.
She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.
by Crazi8 February 19, 2014
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moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 14, 2010
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Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.
Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.
by gapballer7 February 02, 2011
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chattanooga moonpie

An orgy consisting of 2 black men, 2 Asian women, and a white transvestite...
by Gnawedwick March 21, 2016
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montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.
Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!
by Savagelane October 28, 2018
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