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pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).
"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"
by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004
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hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch
Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie
by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017
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moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.
She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.
by Crazi8 February 21, 2014
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moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.
He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.
by Dbo69 February 16, 2010
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Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.
Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.
by gapballer7 February 22, 2011
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montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.
Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!
by Savagelane October 28, 2018
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Moonpie

An Anal-Creampie
The act of a male ejaculating into an anus. A combination of the word Creampie and the act of "Mooning"
"I can't wait! My girlfriend finally said yes to anal! I'm going to give her the biggest Moonpie EVER!"
by GorillaGrodd January 17, 2018
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