pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.

She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.

by Crazi8 February 21, 2014

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.

He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.

by Dbo69 February 16, 2010

Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.

Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

Moonpie

Verb in which a woman having (unprotected) sex with two guys giving oral and receiving ejaculating via penetration vaginally or anal at the same time.

My favorite moonpie vids involve two black guys and a PAWG.

by Notserp Yeliab May 17, 2019