monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.

No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.

by ND494 January 20, 2005

Ho Mosexual

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012

Morosexual

Attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

*cough cough* Jirou *cough cough*

Girl A: hey i think I have a crush on Boy A

Girl B: how, he's retarded

Girl A: exactly i'm Morosexual

by Tuxedo Doggo October 28, 2020

monosexual

To be sexual attracted to yourself

Zack got a boner by looking at his own asshole and then proceeded to masturbanate because he's a monosexual.

by whacking day July 31, 2010

monosexual

A person who chooses to be single, i.e., they only have sex with themselves.

"You got a girlfriend?", "No, I'm a monosexual".

by tcumming123 March 6, 2008

Monosexual

Someone who doesn't date but has a very active masterbation life

I do not date because I am a dedicated monosexual!

by Little brown bear June 29, 2014

monosexual

A state of being where you'd rather masturbate than put up with someone else.

I can't get no love from the ladies, so I became monosexual.

by Juan Bringas August 11, 2006