moozing

The action of ejaculation. To mooze.

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 4, 2005

monking off

Monking off is a broad term used when someone does something non-positive such as anything stupid, rude or simply wrong.

This phrase was founded in Thailand with inspiration from the monks.

1) I can't believe you monked off last night
2) Those girls are gonna be monking off later
3) Look at the monks monking off
4) I'd monk her off
5) He's gonna be monking his mum off later on

by laticannon February 28, 2012

Monding

Males bonding

Fred and I are just chilling tonight and monding over a game of beer pong

by Jazzy S October 1, 2010

Monging

A mixup of mongrel (mong) and minging

Mate you wont get her, you're monging

by Luke9380 November 3, 2019

moozing

To do anything involving music, such as playing a musical instrument, or listening to a record.

I couldn't hear you yelling because I was too busy moozing on my guitar.

by PseudoD January 17, 2009

Monning

The action of going out to catch pokèmon

Yo brah want to go monning with me

by Mon master July 16, 2016