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35 minutes ago

Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.

Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.

Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.
Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.

Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.
by thirtyfive March 17, 2009
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Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
by the Geug April 8, 2009
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Monster in law

A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.
Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.

*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table
by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013
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Monstercat

Originating in July 1st, 2011; Monstercat Media is a record label gaining popularity who takes up small name artists from a spectrum of electric genres and promotes them.
Occasionally they will produce mixes with a certain theme such as an album or time of year.

On their Youtube channel they release a new song every week from one of the people on their team as well as occasionally put up free songs for download.

Their genre pool consists of: Glitch Hop, Nu Disco, Electronic Dance Music (EDM), House, Drum and Bass, Drumstep, Hard Dance, Trance, Electro, and Dubstep.

Their most noted artists that are currently on the team are Going Quantum, Rogue, Tristram, Vicetone, Matduke, and Droptek.
Their previous members whom they've released due to an increased popularity would be Ephixa, Mr. FijiWiji, Pegboard Nerds, and several others.
"I can't find any good dubstep! Do you know where I could find something I'd like?"
"Try looking up Monstercat, they promote a lot of really good dubstep producers and some other stuff you might like too!"
by Blizzrdball June 4, 2013
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Montauk Monster

The Montauk Monster is a creature with a "dinosaur beak" which allegedly washed ashore dead in Ditch Plains, near Montauk, New York in late July 2008.

Speculation in published reports included theories that the Montauk Monster may be a turtle without its shell—even though the shell of a turtle cannot be removed without damaging the turtle—a dog, a raccoon, or perhaps a science experiment from the nearby government animal testing facility, the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. The "monster" may also be a decomposed pig carcass. The creature's appearance may have been altered through immersion in water for a extended period before coming to rest on the shore, making it difficult to identify.
The "Montauk Monster" was decomposing in the sun as there was a slight stench in the air. It smelled like my ex-girlfriend's pussy.
by Nicky Papers September 28, 2008
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Monster Records Studio

Monster Records Studio is an imaginary company that doesn't exist, it's used from babies and children to indicate that they go to play to their imaginary "work"
9 y.o. child: "I'm going to work"
"Where do you work? You're only 9 y.o."
"I work at Monster Records Studio"
"Ohhh so you're going to play!!"
by rotondo da sosa November 27, 2022
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10 minute ad revenue

Where a youtuber makes his youtube video 10 minutes long so he/she can put more ads in the video , which in return makes them more money.
Youtuber: Dude you're such a fucking sell out you made your video 10 minutes long just for that 10 minute ad revenue
Youtuber 2: Uhhh No?
by weedsm0k3r36 April 18, 2017
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