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monticello

smallest piss ant town in World
Tends to suck great ass
Nothing here
Dead Town
Boring
aka HELL
Brian Anderson drove his truck through monticello and came out one gay ass queer motherfucker.
by Justin Walker January 12, 2004
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Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.
Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.
by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009
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Montebello

A gross, ghetto-filled city of nothing exciting. Home of the Montebello Town Center a.k.a. Mall stuck in a time warp of the 70s. Will remind you of a city in Mexico. Just gross. Girls from Montebello all aspire to be teachers, but could learn a lot in the way of life themselves. Girls from Montebello get dumped by their boyfriends like a bad habit, then when they come sniffing around again for an easy piece, they take them back faster than you can blink! To keep these loser men, they will allow them to shack up with them in an attempt to be a sugar mama & gain affection. "Men" need them but do not want them. Girls from Montebello are fugly & try to have class & style, but are as ugly as the mole on your Aunt Fuli's upper lip!
That girl is so ugly! She must be from Montebello.
by your ex<i'm the one>your next November 29, 2011
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Montebello

A small rich white town right next suffern filled with rich sluts and assholes. Mainly composed of the montebello pines filled with mac-mansions and a few other neighborhood.
How is that slut so rich? she lives in montebello that exlains it
by Babykidxxoo July 13, 2011
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monbelle

a synonym used for the word "girlfriend" that emphasis how perfect,beautiful, and loving your girlfriend is.
Person A: "Is that your monbelle?"
Person B: "Yeah, isnt she perfectly amazing?"
by All Mine SJR December 8, 2010
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Montrelle

A legendary and notorious Minecraft hacker and greifer. Montrelle is the center of many tall tales and morals alike with many stories sorrounding the player. One of Montrelle's most notable tales are that of when he fought the legendary Hypixel himself, slashing his blade at supersonic speeds. Or when Montrelle greifed The Hive server with ease. Montrelle isn't a player to be messed with, though you won't see him as his reign of terror ended and be now lurks in the shadows.
Example 1:
Brittany: Hey, do you want to play Minecraft?
Sarah: No, last time I played, Montrelle greifed my server.
Brittany: Damn Sarah...

Example 2:
Random Player: Technoblade is the most powerful PvP player!
Another player: Clearly you haven't heard of Montrelle the sinister...
by RamenThePlayerOne July 10, 2020
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Montrell

A tall Faggot thats funny but looks like a cut open fish by the head he got one of those cartoon tumble weeds on his head
Omg Get away from Montrell he's a fag
by Turtle lover32 May 10, 2018
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