Montana Mount

First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!

by Joe Johnston January 2, 2007

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

montana state university

Full of skiers and booze. As well as beautiful women. Don't come here.

Man I wish Montana State University was more academic.

by MSU Boy December 17, 2014

joe montana

God with a 49ers uniform on

God, I mean Joe Montana won 4 Super Bowls.

by Your Daddy October 29, 2003

Montana Wax Job

Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.

Steve hasn't needed his hearing aid since Maria gave him that Montana Wax Job.

by Funkenstein June 11, 2006

hannah montana

The new image of the avril lavigne poser

hannah montana fan: Lyke 0mGzz Hav3 cHu s33N HaNN@ah's nU Vid3o?

non-hannah fan: if you're talking about the one where's she dressed like a wannabe poser and finally got rid of her weave then yeah I've seen it

hannah montana fan: O: waT3v3r iMM@ buY H3r cD

by pink_is_metal January 13, 2008

hannah montana

is a horribly produced show that has a retarded plot and even worse actors. She has a fake accent that wouldn't ever pass as a real one. They overuse the laughtrack way too much and all her songs are about herself.(just like fergie!)

girl: do you think hannah montana is a good actor?

every one in room: HELL NO!

by jimmy and timmy July 22, 2007