Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008

monotheistic

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

zelda month

An event started by PeanutButterGamer (PBG) to talk about Zelda related content every November

I'm going to watch Zelda Month, so don't bother me!

by ZeldaFan1234 May 12, 2016

Spooky Month

Spooky Month is the worldwide nationally celebrated holiday on October 1st all the way to October 31st. Degenerates would call this 'Halloween', instead of it's regular name. Celebratory activities include trick or treating, watching spooky movies (I'd reccomend 'Really Spooky The Ooga Booga'. It's very scary), Buying candy from the candy store, summoning demons, getting a clown to tell you a spooky joke, going to spooky party on the top of a hill and meeting 'The Eyes of The Universe'. Turns out he's a pretty chill guy if you do the spooky vibe with him, also he likes candy, especially Mars, Kit Kats and Milky Way, but really doesn't like Three Musketeers.

Skid: Pump, it is the spooky month!
Pump: It is the spooky month?!

**Spooky Dance**

by HunterVanguard April 23, 2021

three month stand

When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.

Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.

by threemonthstand September 25, 2011

Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006