Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
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a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
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