monopulate

the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.

Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.

or

That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.

by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010

monotexter

someone (mostly girls) that tends to reply to texts using only one word. Worst of all being; LOL, :), hahaha, <3

Doesn't matter who started the convo, the monotexter will have ended it right on the spot

example of MONOTEXTER

boy:My day wasnt so good, I got suspended and my dog died
girl: AWW
boy:......................................

by that guyyyy October 1, 2010

monopatwa

A dirty game of Monopoly played by 3 people.

Let's get together and have a monopatwa tonight!!

by hottiemccnuggetpantz January 2, 2012

Monpeepee

Play on the word "Monbebe"
Also a group on Twitter filled with a bunch of crackheads

"always monpeepee after sex or you'll get an std"

"thank you for that good advice"

"no problem"

by monbitworld August 6, 2018

toy story monopoly

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.

"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."

by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015

monopoly

1) When a single institution becomes so powerful, that it has total control over a certain commodity, service or industry. This can't actually exist, because it can't ever be truly 100%. At least, not until we live in a futurisitic dystopia where the government/corporations/intelligent computers/big-headed aliens use mind control, rayguns and/or the Matrix to enforce control.

An example of an "Almost-monopoly" is Microsoft, who many people say have a monopoly of the Desktop PC Operating System market. This isn't true, as a small percentage of people use Macs or Linux PC's. Hell, you can even use FreeBSD as a desktop system.

2) A family game where people play shoes, irons and cowboy hats masquerading as CEO's vying for economic world domination. Based largely on luck, but skill/know-how can also be used, as is proved by a sad person I know who spent his young life getting good at the game so that, for once, he would be better than others at something. Usually, however, the game degenerates into petty fights and shouting matches.

1) Communism is total monopoly by the government.

2) (Simpsons quote):
Lou- Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief.
Wiggum- How
do those Parker brothers sleep at night?

by do I have to put something here? August 14, 2004

monodextrous literature

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004