momvitation

1-) When you get invited to a party because your mom is friends with the other person's mom.

2-) when your mom pressures you to invite someone to a party

3-) When you are pressured by your mom to take your brother or sister when you hang out with your friends

This can be put into any form that could be applicable to the word "invitation" example, one can be invited, therefore, one can be MOMvited

"Why did you invite jake?"
"He got a momvitation. I had to"

by kcry July 3, 2009

Momit

Refers to a person who vomits up milk...or specifically curdled milk

what is this white stuff all over the baby's shirt? 'Oh it must be momit'!!

by caleeb September 7, 2013

moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.

I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.

by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014

Sean Moffitt

You don’t wanna know what happened cuh

Sean Moffitt put in a bad performance

by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022

Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.

Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.

by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022

momitis

Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.

Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.

Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.

by fizzeh December 22, 2008

Momitasking

The act of multitasking an innumerable amount of chores, errands, to-do's, etc. Surpasses multitasking by being in a subconscious state of mind. Those who "momitask" do so without thinking twice about it. *Must be a mom or have mom-like attributes to be acting in "momitasking."

Keith's mom really breaks a hot sweat when she starts momitasking after work. And I do mean HOT. The sweat that drips down her chest when she's making dinner, answering calls from Keith's teachers, switching from work to homebody clothes, and feeding the dogs. I wish she would catch eyes with me through my basement window.

by Kishalicious May 5, 2015