i don't like mondays

1. The answer Brenda Ann Spencer gave after she shot several people in a highschool in '79
2. Bob Geldof and his band the Boomtown Rats made a song about it

2. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondays. Tell me why ? I don't like Mondayyys

by I am the sexiest man in April 25, 2007

Mumday

The first day of the week comes with pangs of guilt at not responding to your mother's incessant nagging phone calls over the weekend. You usually get back to her on Monday and say you're busy at work and can't really talk. It's Mumday.

My mom rang me on Friday, Saturday and Sunday to see what I was up to over the weekend and invite me over for dinner and I screened her calls. Now it's Mumday, I better get back to her, I guess I can do a home-cooked meal and small-talk now I'm not hungover.

by princessetamtam March 9, 2009

Monday

The most painful day of the week.

Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 3, 2015

masc girl monday

Masc girl monday is when a girl wears clothes that are traditionally known as “masculine” on monday’s.

“hey why are you wearing that suit today”
“haven’t you heard? it’s masc girl monday bitch!”

by ragingmascgirl June 29, 2020

Monday Eve

Sunday night. Occurs once every week. Those who realize that it is Monday Eve usually become depressed upon the realization that work will resume the following day.

Monday Eve is an extremely unpopular holiday.

While Jimmy played Xbox until late at night, he failed to remember that it was Monday Eve, and school would resume the following day.

by TylerIsRandomized March 8, 2010

Metro Mondays

A fabulous escapade on monday nights where a group of (sometimes) heterosexual men participate in unbridled male-only techno dancing.

Sam: Hey Yaro, wasn't sandstrom a great song choice for our metro mondays?
Yaro: Yea i was so happy there weren't any girls there!
Sam: Word, life partner

by $Gmoneysparkle$ December 9, 2008

Moccasin Monday

The tradition of wearing your Moccasin shoes every Monday.

Ryan: Oh gosh it's Monday tomorrow.
Mitch: Yea, but it's also Moccasin Monday! YAY!

by Flaming Ostrich March 23, 2011