Molesta La Breastas

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

by Joe English April 20, 2006

Revolver Mousetrap

To use methods traditionally associated with evil ends for good, or vice versa.
Inspired by a patent on a revolver-based mousetrap filed in Dec 26, 1982 by inventor J.A.Williams

-This worthless SJW rant blogger is now posting serious progressive content..
-Pulling a revolver mousetrap of radicalization I see

-Let's get some subway sandwiches..
-Subway? That place sells revolver mousetrap sandwiches!

by CrudeWax January 20, 2022

molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl January 3, 2008

mousetache

A derogatrive term for a small furry moustache, usually found between the upper lip and the nostrils.
Derived from the reference to a rodent on the upper lip.

"Yo my man! Look at that guy with the mousetache! He clearly ain't hip to facial hair styles like we are."
"Stop trying to be cool Ben, you don't speak like that normally and you just made up that term. Just face it, you cannot start a meme."
"Such a buster..."

by Ben the Elder May 17, 2008

child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

by kyle depenning December 9, 2006

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012