Facebook Molesting

Facebook molesting is the act of going through one's profile and liking/commenting on everything they have ever done.

Person 1: "Dude, I logged onto Facebook and I had 127 notifications!"
Person 2: "Oh, I was Facebook Molesting you last night. Sorry."

by meismandi March 22, 2011

molusting

When freshly bared skin reveals one or several disgusting moles.

Usually Sarah is hot, but when we go to the beach she is a little molusting.

Joe: Hey, so did you hook up with that chick last night?
Dave: Yeah, when she took off her shirt I was a little molusted, but I turned off the lights and ploughed anyways.

Victoria turned away in molust when Phil took off his shirt to work on his tan.

by Jacob4564 February 8, 2010

Mexting

Making out while texting

I saw you mexting against the car

by toew January 23, 2011

Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.

Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years

by yotaterds January 18, 2021

Molting

A hack term used to describe a hacky sack circle of Banyans, (see Banyan) that constantly moves in random directions.

Holy Shit! We started fifty feet over to the right, we must have molted.

by King Steve April 8, 2003

Mexting

Texting in math class

Bob: "Did you hear? Mrs. Smith totally confiscated Lisa's phone in math class!"

Jim: "That's what you get for mexting..."

by LizardBah May 1, 2010

mexting

to send mass texts to groups of people

what are you doing?
im mexting my group about the upcoming meeting

by katlikearockstart November 4, 2010