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port moody secondary school 

"a secondary school with a diverse student population (57% of students are of asian descent)"
It is infamous and renowned for its overcrowded library (78% of students are asian, 96% are IB students)
half of korea has migrated to Port Moody Secondary School

mouldy sausage 

The state of ones penis after a heavy bout of profuse masturbation.

The times when you need to wank but simply cannot climax. You are in the state of perpetual soft-on. Excessive masturbation can lead to a grimy, chapped and bruised penis. Once in this state it is said to resemble an out of date raw pork sausage.

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Wanking more than 10 times a day can almost certainly lead to a mouldy sausage.

Steve's in the back room giving himself a mouldy sausage.
mouldy sausage by Steve Cee. April 5, 2007

Molly Story 

A Molly Story is signified by a girl who insists on telling insignificant and mindnumbing stories out of context in the middle of conversation. During this she will insist on capturing the attention of all present..whilst repeating the story until each person has been 'enlightened'. She will then proceed to cry.

This girl must be loveable, but exhasperating in her anecdotes.
A Molly Story:

"Guys! Guys! GUYS!"
"..What?"
"Sometimes i go upstairs to fetch something... and forget what i went up for."
"...That's great Molly."

Molly Sims

An enormously sexy woman that models, particulary for Victoria's Secret.
She is one of the hottest things I have ever seen
Molly Sims by Arpi December 6, 2004

Fucking Moley Slut

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, usually female.

This person is not a saint and not what you think, they are acting and better known for the things that they do on the mattress.

In some cases, used to refer to a woman who is wearing "skimpy" or tasteless clothing.

Commonly used as a derogatory term by one female for another during periods of conflict.

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows.

A.K.A The Lisa Clyde of Australia.
That fucking moley slut is easy like Sunday morning.
Fucking Moley Slut by Peta Rust February 19, 2011

Mouldy Snatch 

A scab-layered encrusted coating over the female vaginal area causing a build-up of secreted moisture to form mould over the surrounding snatch.
I ain't touchin that chicks mouldy snatch with a forty-foot pole.
Mouldy Snatch by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003