Soccer Momdementalist

noun: (see soccer mom)
1. A prissy, sexually repressed middle aged mother who reacts with self righteous indignation to any self confident attractive woman who invades her personal domain (any activity she participates in)

She views other attractive and self confident women as a threat to her existence, especially when her husband and children pay more attention to them then they do to her.

She reacts with a fundamentalist furor attempting to force her self righteous morality upon others by complaining to anyone who will listening and if that fails, using bribery and financial blackmail to get her way.

You should have seen the looks on the Soccer Momdementalist's faces when they saw us in our new derby outfits.

by A. Symetrical September 2, 2010

molded the clay

to jack off or masterbait for so long it looks like ur making something out of clay.

dude, i molded the clay so hard last night, it was AMAZING!

by el broat October 7, 2009

Molement

A Molement is the moment in between taking a mole (tobacco and weed grinded together in a bong bowl) and not knowing what's going on.

Wohh hold on bro im having a molement.

by Samson Weinberg March 30, 2011

molemaster

Someone who has no life, so they command moles into a military operation, albeit a very bad military operation.

There was a mole outbreak at a school because some lonely kid became a molemaster.

by XYZcoaster November 9, 2013

moldymcgeee

someone who is clean and showers daily

damn moldymcgeee back at it again with the daily showers

by coolspob January 17, 2018

modem sex

The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.

I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.

by wang March 19, 2003

modemoiselle

a woman or girl who spends too much time online, forgetting other important things like family and friends; an unhealthy cyber-addiction in the female species.

Don't even try to ask Modemoiselle what's for dinner tonight...she's too busy on the computer "looking up eggplant recipes."

Modemoiselle isn't coming tonight, she's got a date with her computer...

by tik-tiki October 19, 2008