mollasseslike

to move slowly and Constant

draw your pistol and lay it down on the floor, mollasseslike, got it?

by audioriva June 23, 2016

Sweet Sticky Molasses

A way to say, “Oh my! Or “My goodness!”

Carol: “Guess what! I can now go to London to perform in the ballet!”
Nikki: “Sweet sticky molasses! That’s amazing!!”

by -Sunshine May 19, 2018

Sweet Sassy Molassy

a seemingly meaningless exclamation. An equivalent to 'Oh my God' or 'Holy crap.'

(after Howse finishes eating Wilsun's presentation)
Wilsun: SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!

by Dr. Pritty Hairs. January 20, 2007

morass

a massive clusterfuck of people, serving no apparent purpose.

Look at that morass of people.

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW February 14, 2007

molasses waterfall

A buzzword agile methodology training sold to companies by process consultants as training that won't actually make you any more efficient. Waterfall development being in opposition to agile development.

We hired some consultants to teach us how to synergize and go to market with hockey stick growth, but they just sold us a molasses waterfall and now I'm laid off.

by boi_squeeze April 21, 2017

molasses

it's a seasoning or a spice

"do you have any molasses"
"oh... you mean the seasoning?"

by everyonesalittlegayiguess July 12, 2021

molasses man

A sugar daddy that isn't quite a sugar daddy. A molasses man is either to poor to be an actual sugar daddy, not dating the person, or both. Another term for a molasses man is stevia friend but molasses man sound better.

"He is not a sugar daddy! He's a molasses man."

by Thecoolestjurassicparkfan July 21, 2023