mokile

A loser that tries 2 b cool by typn like dis or speaks on his mobile to nobody and talks with a lisp

why eric, I do believe that you are quite the mokile

by anti-mokile November 17, 2004

moking

The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"

old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"

by WeedMokers9999 September 22, 2005

Mokie

A small fat kid with a mullet with ice cream on his face

Jesse-"Did you see that kid?"

Matt-"Ya, what a Mokie"

by dog heart April 13, 2010

moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.

"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"

by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010

Mokin

Mix between Messing and Joking..

Naw man we jus mokin.

by Jordan =] November 29, 2007

Mokin

Its the raunchier version of the fake moustache. A phenomenon sparked by Members of the republic of Movember who fail to grow a substantial mo. The fake moustache used often resembles a Merkin rather than a real mo.

Mokin can also refer to a moustache that is poorly maintained or is one of sparse or irregular growth and resembles pubic hair rather than facial hair.

Hey mate, that mo looks like it belongs between your legs... is it a merkin? Ha, of course not, it's a Mokin!

by StarRez Mo Bro March 31, 2009

Mokie

Another word for "remote"

Can you hand me the mokie to the TV?

by Bethony Bills May 27, 2005