A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.
by The_Deej February 13, 2009
Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
by SwanSong2010 April 26, 2010
Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.
Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.
by Boytigra October 23, 2008
1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing
Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.
by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011
A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...
'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'
by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003
A driver who clearly has no idea what he/she is doing behind the wheel; someone driving with little or no intelligence, observation skills, and/or regard for other drivers
Drivers who do any or all of the following, can be called mokes:
- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road
"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."
"Turn signal, you moke!"
- Ignoring their turn signals
- Driving in two lanes at once
- Turning left from right-hand lanes, or vice versa
- Changing lanes without looking to see if you're right next to them
- Veering onto an exit ramp at the last possible second
- Shining their high beams into your car from behind
- Driving at or below the speed limit in any lane but the furthest to the right, or in front of you on a two-lane road
"The mokes are out in force on the highway today."
"Turn signal, you moke!"
by Spitfire1525 January 3, 2010