moke

A backhand slap directed towards male reproductive organs. Usually found amongst gatherings of teen boys.

omg I just gave George a moke that made him cry.

by The_Deej February 12, 2009

Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS

E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.

by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010

moke

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

by Jesus January 10, 2004

moke

Poor quality Cocaine that is mixed with powdered Methamphetamine to attain a stronger high. There is an obvious degradation in quality but the price stays the same as it is usually sold on the streets.

Friend 1: I don't know about this gram man...my nose is already bleeding and feels like it's on fire.
Friend 2: Yeah, I think he sold us some Moke cuz' I'm already itching and grinding my teeth.

by Boytigra February 27, 2009

moked

1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing

Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.

by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011

moke

A special 'jeep' version of the British car the Mini. Open topped with a square body, used in the 60's TV series 'The Prisoner' . Kit build versions are also known as the 'Scamp'. Although they looked cool and like a 4x4 , on the body is differnt from the original Mini, so the chassis is only 2 wheel drive, 10" wheels and the same suspension height making it not very good at being off-road...

'My dads moke looks cool, but it cant go off road, heck! it struggles with small bumps in the road let alone cross country! lol'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

moke

1. someone who cant ever do anything right; loser, idiot, dumbass 2. a word you can call your teachers without getting in trouble

derives from the word: jamoke

The moke failed again

by Michael Scaern April 18, 2009