Moises 

Part of the Sussy Baka Club !!
Has red skin and looks like dracula 🧛 ♂️

Enjoys making fun of little kids bc he has no friends
Manwh0re
Gym rat, is always bulking

Girl 1: who’s that ugly guy over there ?
Girl 2: oh he’s Moises ! the ugly loner

Moises by user2837 November 21, 2021

Moises 

Says he likes you for a long time but once you date him he will start off amazing then he will start ignoring you then find another girl and leave you for her 😃

Girl: oh hey MOISES
him even tho he is taken: Hi.. your cute

Moises by Random person f off March 11, 2022

moises 

man with the fattest ass imaginable... a god at fortnite... puts styrophome in the microwave... burns the house down.. has a scary ass dog

man look at dat mf moises 😭

moises by bigbootylover657 May 21, 2022

Moisés 

El que puede abrir las aguas

Random person: aber abre las awas
Moisés: Nooooo

Moisés by Rols June 13, 2020

moises your hands 

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

moises your hands by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Moises Romero

This one kid from equipo academy and is rich and get girls but breaks up with them fast asf faster then the fucking flash and has Gucci

A Moises Romero can I have a dollar rich kid

Moises Romero by sebastianthefatfuck November 24, 2018

moises rosales

cunt ass mormon who thinks he's the shit. Also lame ass football player who fumbles, referred to as "butterfingers"

That cunt is such a moises rosales

moises rosales by turtle man October 1, 2004