Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008

Momtime

Since mom's don't pick you up or drop you off ON TIME you have to lie about the actual time

We're meeting at noon, but since he runs on Momtime, tell him 11:30

by KyleFlx September 22, 2018

Mortimore

A heroic clan opposed to the savage Mortimer clan. Also known as the Mores, they have been battling the Mers for millennia in an ongoing war in order to reproduce as much as possible so that they can outnumber the other clan.

It is considered rude to deny a Mortimore their sex privileges since all you are doing is hindering them in their battles against the Mers.

by MadHatter6 June 6, 2020

MOGHIMI

Moghimi is a short lesbian. He is excessively into men and has a smile that makes you want to jump off the empire state building. In the future, he is most likely to become a serial killer/rapist. He looks like kris Jenner and his parents probably birthed him in a nuclear powerplant

is that guy a man or a women, I think hes just a moghimi

by moghimithelesbo January 14, 2022

mostima

(n.) That one person whom you hung out with once, disappeared for 7 years, and then showed up like nothing happened.

(v.) The act of hanging out with someone, disappearing for 7 years, and then meeting each other again like nothing happened.

Guy 1 : Hey, where did Guy 2 go?
Guy 3: idk
(7 years later)
Guy 2: Hey wanna eat out at this new seafood place?
Guy 1: Dang, I just got mostima'd.
Guy 3: I'm not very fond of mostimas.

by NotAnApplePieWithHands420 January 23, 2023

Mortimer

When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members

Get away from jack, he’s a Mortimer.

by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023

Mortimer

Lovely silly man with birds and a wide smile. Huge mouth. Bigger heart and lungs.

Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck

by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023