Mortimore 

A heroic clan opposed to the savage Mortimer clan. Also known as the Mores, they have been battling the Mers for millennia in an ongoing war in order to reproduce as much as possible so that they can outnumber the other clan.

It is considered rude to deny a Mortimore their sex privileges since all you are doing is hindering them in their battles against the Mers.

Mortimore by MadHatter6 June 6, 2020

Sam mortimore 

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small

*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”

Sam mortimore by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Famous Mortimer

Famous Mortimer is the fictional director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie") appearing throughout Mr. Show sketches. He appears only once, as a background character. In his one appearance, he was played by comedian Patton Oswalt.

Did you see that Famous Mortimer sketch on Mr. Show with Bob and David?

Famous Mortimer by Dj_kulture August 3, 2006

Mortimer Jordan 

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!

guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful

Mortimer Jordan by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020

Mortimer

(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.

guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."

Mortimer by Gil Barry January 21, 2009

moramore 

its a mix from English 'more' and Italian 'amore' - which means love (in case you don't know).

The whole world needs moramore these days

moramore by Sulee May 1, 2006