Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

Molony fail

One step worse than an epic fail.

Person 1:Yo that was an epic fail
Person 2: No, that was a Molony fail

by amszl February 18, 2009

Peter McGonnell

A perfect boy who loves his sport especially basketball, snooker and pool. He attracts gorgeous women usually with huge boobies and really nice names such as Alexandra.
He has two personalities one for his girlfriend (the sweet, kind, lovin peter) and one for his friends (the 'I am big and solid peter')

"hey darlin i love u so so so much"
"I could do him easily"
"U r so perfect"
"I could so be Mike Tyson I jus don't want to"

by U no who i am!!! April 1, 2004

Mofon

Its another word for the classic cake thatwe all call a muffin. Its only just come to my knowledge but this word is only used by a select few.

Girl:Im hungry....
Guy: Have one of those *points*
Girl: Yeh ill have a MOFON!!

by Luke Harris February 14, 2007

Mofongy

Slang Term

Word used for something that doesn't work, has bad worksmenship, terrible details, nonsense, or garbage.

This screen job you did to my patio is mofongy.

by CrowMan90 January 19, 2004

mojoncito

a turdlet, (small piece of shit) derived from the Spanish slang word mojon, meaning a piece of shit.

Mira, what's the matter con yuca? How you eating those raisinettes when they look like mojoncitos.

by Leysie January 16, 2008

mogni

mo gni (as in MOW nyee)

1. Possibly the weirdest and most uncommon last name out there. Might be of Arabic origin because it is cool like that. Or it could be Italian or Slavic or Portugese or whatever. It is just plain odd.

2. An exclaimation to greet a very smart person.

your last name is a mogni

MOGNI MOGNI!!!

hey, what are you a mogni?

by advancement games August 17, 2006