mofer

a small hairy critter. a hair ball. a tanned hide made into a pouch. fuzzy, yet cuddly. often found in the inane world of TUT.

I need a mofer that wont blow my cover.
I found a dead mofer on the road.
There is a lot of mofers runnin a muck.
Lets go mofer huntin.
TUT has the most mofers I have ever seen

by WristPin December 15, 2008

Muffercraft

Crummys moms box used as a reliable source of transportation to the work force. A vaginal hovercraft, propelled by downward winds from deep inside the vaginal cavity.

"I took the muffercraft to work today, got a little wet along the way."

by Seelynn November 21, 2013

miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

miffer

When you hear a hilarious story that end into a nasty ending, you use miffer.

1-One day I got da flu ... and I vomit in the yard.

2-Really?

3-yep, and then I cleaned it with my shirt.

4-miffer :P

by bickerbad May 12, 2009

Muffer Fluffer

One who fluffs the muff :)

some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D

by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010

Moifern

A shriveled, less than average penis

I pulled out my moifern and she ran away laughing...

by Thirteenlol August 15, 2010

miffering

Miffering, the act of being miffered

Oh, they were up last night, miffering.
They're tots miffering right now.

by THEPANDAGURL November 6, 2013