Moderate Christian

Someone who doesn't believe anything in the bible, doesn't go to church, sins on a regular basis, but believes god exists anyway. Pretty much an atheist who hasn't read the bible or ever considered that their parents lied to them.

Atheist: Have you actually read the bible?
Moderate Christian: No, but my priest said it was a good book because it says we shouldn't kill people or steal things.
Atheist: It also says you should beat your slaves and rape a virgin to make her your wife. Plus, every culture in existence has had provisions against killing and stealing.
Moderate Christian: It's my belief, you intolerant Atheist! You're so intolerant. Why can't you let me believe what I want? You're always coming to my door, buying tv networks, and teaching little kids that they will suffer forever if they aren't atheists.

(Agnostic joins in): Yeah you atheists are so intolerant. You can't prove there isn't a god.
Atheist: I wasn't trying to. I was only saying the bible is a pretty bad book; it condones slavery, rape, and mass murder.
Agnostic: INTOLERANT!!!!

by 666dmetal666 January 27, 2012

Moderate Republican

1. literally, a Liberal Republican
2. a Washingtonian

when Colin Powell said he was a moderate republican what he really meant was that he was a liberal republican

by adolphas December 20, 2008

moderate muslim

Muslims opposed to extremism and fundamentalism.

"Moderate muslims are fighting against AlQaeda"

by Sajid May 15, 2007

moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

by stranger.you. August 23, 2011

Moderate Democrats

sugar coating term for corporate sellouts claim their aim for bipartisanship but really are just part of the corporation system of control to stop the party from raising taxes on the Rich and Corporations. their good on social and identity issues as a distraction while they protect the current system and make very little structural change to fix the real issues

Moderate Democrats Joe Manchin and Krystian Sinema block all of joe Bidens plans to improve American lives because it would make their rich donors actually pay their fair share of taxes. Manchin also, blocked the minimum wage increase to 15 dollars an hour because he owns a hotel and didn't want to pay his workers more but did suggest it go up 5 cents higher then the rate he pays workers at his hotel is'nt he merciful

by TimeLord75227 July 15, 2021

moderate pacifist

You make an ass load of thearts but you wouldn't ever do anything to anyone

Black People are moderate pacifists

by bobthehippo May 13, 2009

moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015