Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

el ojo moco

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

Mitch McConnell

The blue whale's anus can open 3.5 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Mitch McConnell.

I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.

by Dr. Derpal J. Trump September 24, 2020

MoCo

One of the richest counties in America. To sound cool, we say we're from D.C. but really, everyone can tell we're MoCo at heart.

Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: Washington, D.C.
A: But you have a Louis Vuitton bag and drive a BMW.
B: I'm from Georgetown.
A: Liar! You're from Potomac aren't you?

by yourmom October 21, 2004

Brad McConnell

A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.

Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell

by RoderC January 8, 2019

Punty McOnebar

Nickname of Scott Player of the Arizona Cardinals, the only NFL player that wears a one bar face mask.

Punty McOnebar is out to punt.

by Steven Paul December 14, 2008

Drew McConnell

A hugely talented musician who seems to always be giving to some form of charity. Bassist of Babyshambles, singer/guitarist/bassist/founder of Helsinki, and off to form some other amazing band soon.

Is there anything Drew McConnell can't do?

by A Dismal Caricature June 15, 2008