on the mitch

when you skip class

jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”

by emptymadz January 24, 2018

Mitch

A male dog opposite of a bitch

Go Fitch the stick Mitch 🐶

by Foreign Hg November 04, 2015

Mitch in

To step up and get er done with a little cajun flavor and style

With everything breaking down he knew it was time to mitch in

by Bossman65 March 23, 2021

Mitch

Mitch is the ugliest, skinnest, black nigga alive.
And most likely has friends named Prince, Kevin, and Fernando.

Good thing im not Mitch.

by MemeGod1010 March 07, 2020

Mitch

...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...

...Mitch McConnell...

Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2020

Mitch

A rather self centred individual with the constant need to make smart ass comments. Very focused on his looks, as he is self-conscious about his height. He makes up for his short, stocky appearance with a nice ass and amazing musical talent.

If I had several shots of tequila, I would tell Mitch that his ass is perfect.

by lucycaffrey April 03, 2011

Mitch

A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

by Randybobany January 29, 2017