mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

Portuguese Mistletoe

When your Portuguese friend more than likely from Dighton, MA receives a kiss under the dingleberries.

"The missus washed all the grass stains off of my white New Balance. I was really pissed but she spent an hour apologizing with some Portuguese Mistletoe."

by trijicog January 14, 2024

Dirty MistleToe

When you take a dirty shit outside and wipe your ass with mistletoe

I was desperate so I took a dirty mistletoe in the neighbours front garden

by LewB05 November 26, 2023

Indian mistletoe

To make love under a eagles nest

When out in the forest we found the Indian mistletoe

by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023

Southern mistletoe

Dick and balls.

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.

by RealAssCody August 13, 2023

daytona mistletoe

Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache

After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe

by Rokabily January 19, 2021

Pink mistletoe

When you force your girlfriends butthole to prolapse and then bend her over and kiss her between her legs and under her inner anus.

Brock’s favorite time of the year is Christmas because He gets to kiss all his clients under his pink mistletoe at the barbershop

by Sluggerfunk January 13, 2022