mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.

“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”

by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024

mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

Pink mistletoe

When you force your girlfriends butthole to prolapse and then bend her over and kiss her between her legs and under her inner anus.

Brock’s favorite time of the year is Christmas because He gets to kiss all his clients under his pink mistletoe at the barbershop

by Sluggerfunk January 13, 2022

Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 1, 2023

daytona mistletoe

Its when you eat your partners ass and a dingleberry gets stuck in your mustache and the first person who spots it must kiss the mustache

After shunaid ate terrys ass...Joey spotted the dingleberry and had to kiss shunaids daytona mistletoe

by Rokabily January 19, 2021

mistletoe mambo

The romance or sex on or around Christmas day. romance, sex, hooking up, falling in love, booty call, getting it on, Xmas, Christmas, holidays, Christmas Eve, Santa Claus, St. Nick, reindeer, Rudolph, snowman, December 25

Where’s Jake, he was here a moment ago. He is upstairs with a beautiful lady doing the mistletoe mambo!

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017