Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013

Mistress

1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil

4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it

7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification

Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).

by I said... February 4, 2010

mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.

Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

mistress drink

Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.

Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.

by domino woodstock June 7, 2011

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

by minguab February 3, 2007

mistress of the night

In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."

A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.

by Jennisis May 10, 2016

Misdirection

Misdirection is sometimes defined “as the intentional deflection of attention for the purpose of disguise” (Sharpe, 1988, p. 47); as such, it would encompass anything that prevents you from noticing the secret method (i.e., the technique used to bring about the observed effect). It has also been suggested that misdirection is not simply about directing attention away from the cause of a magic effect, but toward something interesting, which again prevents the spectator from noticing the method (Wonder, 1994).
Whilst some misdirection principles involve manipulating what people attend to (and thus, what they see), “real misdirection deceives not only the eye of the spectator, but his mind as well” (Leech, 1960, p. 6), More precisely, successful misdirection might manipulate not only people's perceptions, but their memory for what happened, or their reasoning about how the effect was done. A distraction that prevents people from experiencing an effect—whether by manipulating perception, memory, or reasoning—is clearly futile (Lamont and Wiseman, 1999). Misdirection is also ineffective if it allows people to see (or work out) the method, since a key aspect of magic is the witnessing of an event that is apparently impossible. If people become aware of the misdirection, the impossible becomes possible, and the magic disappears (Pareras, 2011).

Because of the judge’s misdirection during proceedings, the jurors were confused about the facts of the case.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019